Man Steals Steak, Wine To ‘Impress A Lady’

Courtship is not dead.

James Flenniken, 48, went all-out to woo his date, so much that he stole $80 worth of beer, vino and steaks from a Walmart store.

Flenniken was caught by one of the store’s “loss prevention officers”.

This Romeo later told police that he’d done it “to impress a lady.”

He was charged with petty theft.

Now his big date will be all sizzle and no steak.