A 19-year-old in Florida was busted for stealing a “super sucker” sex toy from a novelty gift shop.
Alexander Marcelino Perez went to Spencer’s, a store known for selling some edgy and novelty items, and asked for a job application.
But instead of filling out an application, the teen went to the back of the store and swiped the $16.99 “Super Sucker” adult pleasure device from the shelf. He removed it from its packaging before stuffing it in his pants pocket.
He was caught by a loss prevention officer who grabbed him as he left the store without paying the cashier.
Perez was charged with misdemeanor theft.
Now that really sucks.