Teen Busted For Stealing ‘Super Sucker’ Sex Toy From Store Article

A 19-year-old in Florida was busted for stealing a “super sucker” sex toy from a novelty gift shop.

Alexander Marcelino Perez went to Spencer’s, a store known for selling some edgy and novelty items, and asked for a job application.

But instead of filling out an application, the teen went to the back of the store and swiped the $16.99 “Super Sucker” adult pleasure device from the shelf. He removed it from its packaging before stuffing it in his pants pocket.

He was caught by a loss prevention officer who grabbed him as he left the store without paying the cashier.

Perez was charged with misdemeanor theft.

Now that really sucks.

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