A man was arrested for shoplifting and explained to police he was on a military mission.
The store managers caught Robert Anthony Leseueur, 36, as he attempted to leave without paying for his soda and beef stick. They held him until the police arrived.
Leseueur told police that “someone on the Internet had told him to come get those items,” and that he “works for Seal Team Six and was on a special mission.”
He also informed officers that he had caught Satan and had him in a bottle in his bookbag.
Regardless of whatever mission he was on, police arrested Leseueur and charged him with theft by shoplifting.
Criminal records stated Leseueur entered the state prison system twice before for theft, burglary and other charges.