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Man Crashes Car to Make Haircut Appointment

When this man needs a hair trim, nothing will stop him; not even a construction barricade.

William Faulkner, 76, crashed his 2001 Lincoln through a construction barricade to get to Hair Solutions for Ladies and Gents in Salt Springs, Florida.  According to reports, Faulkner also hit a construction worker on the knee as the man was helping him back up his car.

Faulkner was able to make his…

Woman Charged for Using Ice Cream as Weapon

I scream, you scream, I throw ice cream.

Vanessa Pierre, 19, of Port St. Lucie, Florida was arrested for throwing an ice cream pint as a weapon against a neighbor.

Pierre was arguing with her mother and had stormed out of their house screaming and yelling.  Reports say the mother was angry because Pierre had allowed a friend to live in her bedroom.

A neighbor overheard the ruckus and…

Man Forces Ex-Fiancee to Swallow Engagement Ring

An Orlando man proved how he was no gem when he was arrested for forcing his ex-fiancee to swallow her diamond engagement ring.

Reports say that Faron Thompson, 29, became agitated when his girlfriend decided to leave him and walked out of the house. He got even more enraged when she walked back in to pick up the engagement ring she had left on the counter. Thompson allegedly tackled her down,…

Angry Husband Attacks Car with Machete

Christopher Mordecai, 44, a resident of Palm Bay, Florida,  was arrested for striking a car with a machete.

Mordecai allegedly found an unknown car in his driveway in Northeast Dolores Avenue. Upon closer inspection he found his wife in the car with an unidentified man. Mordecai rushed back into his house to grab a machete and struck the car’s windshield and driver’s sid…

Armed Woman Pooped, Wreaked Havoc After Finding Hubby With ‘Naked Chick’

A man was sleeping with his girlfriend when they were awakened by his estranged wife pointing a rifle at them.

Brenda Schumann, 51, stormed in the bedroom, pointed the weapon at her husband and his younger girlfriend, threatening to kill them both.

The husband tried to grab the rifle from Schumann when she got distracted. As they wrestled, Schumann kicked the girlfriend’s stomac…